guide words: the world has two kinds of people, except a man is a woman, but the difference between these two types of people are absolutely great, and their nature is completely different, so there will be many between lovers or not, because We just stand in the position to consider their own things, look at things ... now we see through a few jokes to the nature of men and women now!
1, on instinct
women marriage service, a franchise store opened in a new city, a woman can go directly to the selection - a favorite of the spouse. In front of the store, up the side of the sign: - the individual can only go shopping - time! Store a total of six floors, with the high rise, the higher the quality of a man, but please note that the customer can at any floor choose - or choose a husband upstairs, but can not return to previously shopped in the floor ... ...
- to the store looking for a woman - a husband. On the first floor reads: The men have a job here. A woman without even looking on the second floor, second floor reads: The men are working here and love children. Woman on the third floor, third floor reads: The men are working here and love children, but also very handsome. Wow! She sighed paul smith watch, but forced himself to climb. Floor: the men are working here and love children. Suffocating handsome, but also help with household chores. Wow! Give me a break! Cried a woman burberry coats, I am almost untenable! Then she still climbed the fifth floor. Fifth: the men are working here and love the child, suffocating handsome, but also help with household chores, but also have a strong romantic feelings. Women just wanted to stay in this floor, but still hold full of expectations to the highest level. The sixth floor, there has been a giant electronic boards, which read: You are on this floor of the first 123 456 789 visitors, there are no men here, this floor there is a woman just to prove how impossible to please. Thank you for coming ... ...
Soon, a male marriage services franchise store opened across the street, with the former mode of operation - analog - like. The first layer of the woman was pretty. The second layer of pretty women and money ... ... the result, above the second floor, third floor level to the six men never go too ... ...
read: a woman's instinct is to fantasy. Man's instinct is real. This is why the good woman never left the men left more than good reason, is why the marriage of the Maid of the reasons men and more than complain. Its empty-handed, or right to seize the existing advantages, the advantages of live and love.
2, on trust
- a woman there - did not come home late the next day with her husband say they sleep in - a female friend, her husband called her best friends 1O, no - a friend know about it!
- a man there - did not go home to sleep late the next day he told his wife that he slept in - a brother there, she called his wife's 10 best friends, eight brothers determined to sleep her husband in their home ... ...
have two, said:
someone to look at this post to his wife, his wife did not expect interest big time, immediately called his friend asked him whether they are there. Predictably, once again demonstrated this view! Is even more ridiculous even have a buddy that he was drunk at his house, was asleep, and asked his wife not to call him up and answer the phone?
in hanging up the phone, the phone immediately hit that man on his cell phone, one did so he turned to speak to shout: Where is it? Soon go home, your wife looking for you, I say you was drunk at my house ... ... Do not forget to go back before the first drink ... ... through the end, he looked at his wife in silence ... ...
Interpretation: We have all heard the story of the wolf coming. Do not know every day crying wolf. When we kept the trust of each other when required. Do not forget to trust the other side is a clear conscience.
3, on gender
boys pick up the money with the ATM card: the car parked next to the ATM, insert your ATM card, press it into the password, take money, take the card and receipt.
girls pick up the money with the ATM card: the car parked next to the cash machine, fill with makeup mirror, turn off the engine, put the key purse, get off. Looking through bags to find ATM card, insert the ATM card, goes on a search of bags to find the gum foil to write a password, press enter password, read the instructions on the screen, spend two minutes. Press the Cancel key to re-enter the correct password, check account balances, read the instructions first screen, choose to withdraw cash. Into the car, with the mirror up makeup, looking through bags Zhaoyao Chi, start the engine, opened five meters to stop. Reversing back to ATM, make up with makeup mirror, get off, take the money, ATM card and receipt, on the train, make up with makeup mirror, looking through bags for a place to put the ATM card. For reverse gear, gear, drive. Opened ten kilometers, let go of the handbrake.
Interpretation: After reading this article, and finally understand why God made man and then to create a woman, because the two completely irreplaceable. So do not ask a man like a woman careful and considerate it, just do not ask a woman like a man altogether decisive.
4, for a change
love when a man holding a woman to sleep. Woman said: You have to hold me tight, I quickly stifled. Man said with a smile: like to hold you, otherwise I could not sleep. When they become husband and wife after a woman complained one day: You did not sleep at night, hold me, and I - What is the difference personal sleep? The man said: hold together, we all sleep well, do not you think?
day, a man suddenly picked up a woman in a busy city, a long long way to go. Woman says with a laugh: you crazy? Driving me down, people see the bad. The man said: What are they afraid? I like to hold you. Years later, women to men in a busy city like a baby: hold me! Man said: you crazy?
day, women, men, said: hold me! Men obediently bent over to hold a woman to bed. Years later, a woman with a man, said: hold me to bed! Man snappily said: you foot off it?
day, the men promise to the woman: even if you will become - a big fat woman, I have to hold you every day; you become an old woman, and I continue to entertain you. A few years later, a woman fat, old, man to hold. Man snappily said: you want to crushing me?
read: hard to believe, the day after a number of years does not hold you and hold you, was actually the same - a man.
5, on demand
0-5 years: Female → Mother / M → mother.
6-10 years: female → boy can not hate a / M → I can accompany the boys to bully girls
11-15 years: female → fifteen sixty-seven-year-old big brother / M → football designer paul smith, basketball, tennis, table tennis ... ...
16-20 years old: Women → seventeen year-old we all praised the
21-25 years old: Female → 25-29 year-old man, have a career, taste, talent ... ... / M → 20 ~ 24 years old beautiful tall woman
26-30 years: female → still insist on men older than himself / M → 20 ~ 24 years old beautiful tall woman
; 30-40 years: a good fit female → soul man / men → 20 ~ 24 years old beautiful tall woman
40-50 years old: Female → men / men → 20 24-year-old beautiful tall woman
50-60 years old: Female → die with her man / men → 20 ~ 24 years old beautiful tall woman
70-80 years: → fifties and sixties, when women find that, do not need to take care of / M → 20 ~ 24 years old beautiful tall woman
80-90 years: later than their female → dead man / men → Although I have presbyopia, not clear ... but I still want to be 20 to 24 years old ... ...
Interpretation: From the 20-year-old man after a fight, the demand for women is very specific! Woman, 25 years ago enjoy love; 25-year-old dream of the future will bid farewell to love it. Instead of the dream lies in the man who better to dream of their faith in themselves. Anyway, a man from 20 years of age is no hope.
the Editor: In fact, people who have that simple, because the nature of man and woman are different, so we have a misunderstanding and bickering. Now, understand, since it will pay attention to some problems, I hope you can give in when dealing with people you can help ~
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